Non-Electric Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment with Water Pressure Control & Self-Cleaning Nozzle
AutoButt™ Toilet Bidet Attachment With Self Cleaning Nozzle & Water Pressure Control
No, this is not some some contraption found in one of the Transformers movies. This bidet toilet seat attachment is the #1 eco friendly alternative to toilet paper.
Let's be honest, who really likes to clean their butt after nature calls? I know my toddler doesn't.
In fact, most people would prefer never having to unceremoniously, and more often then not, unsuccessfully wipe the poop from their bum ever again if they could only simply stand up, pull their pants up, and continue on their way.
Well friend, now, in a world where we can't touch anyone or anything anymore, you don't even have to wipe your own butt ever again!
But don't worry, not only will your Mother not be offended by your new enlightened behavior or call you a Hippie and tell you that she raised you with better manners, she'll be completely on board.
You see, now, instead of using sheet after sheet after sheet of toilet paper, you simply:
- Twist the bidet control knob to activate the bidet toilet sprayer
- Let the gentle spray of water caress your bum and rinse your $*%& away
- Grab one, maybe two sheets of toilet paper to pat dry
And you know who else loves the AutoButt™ bidet attachment?
Mother Nature. You see, when you install one of these bidet toilet seat adapters in every toilet of your home, you'll cut down on your toilet paper consumption by up to 90% because the only reason you'll even need toilet paper is to pat dry your nether region.
Now, by using the AutoButt™ Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment, not only are you an eco-warrior doing your part to leave a toilet paper poop free world for your children and grandchildren, you're a wise saver putting hundreds of dollars back in to your pocket each and every year.
In fact, one could argue that the more you poop, the more you save.
Join the tens of thousands of people all across the country opening their bu... eyes to the 21st century butt cleaning revolution.
AutoButt Toilet Bidet Attachment With Self Cleaning Nozzle & Water Pressure Control Features:
Double nozzle hot and cold adjustment body cleaner
Color classification: electric cleaning device without electricity
Double inlet cold/hot water
AutoButt™ Toilet Bidet Attachment With Self Cleaning Nozzle & Water Pressure Control Benefits:
- Your bum will never be cleaner
- You'll save hundreds of dollars a year in toilet paper costs
- You'll be helping reduce waste
- Easy to install
- Ideal for adults, children, and seniors
- And dogs can't get enough of them!
We have 3 refund qualifications:
24 hours return - No questions asked, full refund and return label.
24 hours to 3 Days return - Just send the picture of the chair and we will give you the return label.
3 days to 15-day return policy, which means you have 15 days after receiving your item to request a return but we need the picture of chair and we will send you return label. To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.
To start a return, you can contact us at firstname.lastname@example.org If your return is accepted, we’ll send you a return shipping label, as well as instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.
You can always contact us for any return question at email@example.com
Damages and issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.
The fastest way to ensure you get what you want is to return the item you have, and once the return is accepted, make a separate purchase for the new item.
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method. Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too.
IMPORTANT NOTICE FOR SHIPPING - COVID-19
Note: We are currently experiencing a high volume of orders (due to working from home) and shipping may be delayed. Please expect a longer than usual time for order processing and delivery as we work to expedite the process and get your chair to you as soon as possible.
We want to have a fast, clear and transparent shipping procedure so that you can enjoy your new chair as soon as possible.
Pre orders will be sent out in the selected time frame.
Our chairs are shipped in America & Australia at our Distribution Centre and shipped with the best care to America & Australia. Most of the orders are delivered in 3 to 10 working days with our logistics partner UPS/USPS.
Your order is processed in 2 steps; first the processing time and second the shipping time.
This step is all about order verification, customization, quality control and packaging. All this is done with the greatest care. Your order will be processed by our manufacturer within 48 hours after placing the order.
The next step is the shipping. All orders are shipped by our logistics partner UPS.
After your order leaves our Distribution Centre is usually takes between 3 and 10 working days to arrive at your doorstep. We will send you a Track & Trace code when your order is shipped.
Do you have any questions regarding the shipping of your order?
Then do not hesitate to contact our team. We are happy to help!
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Please allow for a slight delay during COVID-19